Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
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why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
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It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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