I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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