apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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