just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
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Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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