I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
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Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
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the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
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