If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
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I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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