just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
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It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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