i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
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He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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