So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he shaved USA in his pubs
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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