Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
No subtext here. People are naked.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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