I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
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I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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