im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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