I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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