party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
The struggles of a small town man whore
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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