I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
ugly people sure do ruin things
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
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I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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