normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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