but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
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I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
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he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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