My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I will pee on everything he values.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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