belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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