Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
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how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
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Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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