do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
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Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
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Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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