That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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