if only i could text you this smell
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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