This is not my ceiling
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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