I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
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