Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
The Olympian is in my bed
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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