Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
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So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
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A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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