Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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