i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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