After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
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I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
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I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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