We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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