I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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