You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Someone came in the potted fern
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
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