then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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