i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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