We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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