i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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