that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
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Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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