i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
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You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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