He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Shame is for Republicans.
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