Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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