I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
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I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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