the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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