So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
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He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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