Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
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Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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