I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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