she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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