Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
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i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
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Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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