yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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