Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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