Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?