Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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