I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
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Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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