She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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