Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
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